Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 174
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /

    Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, Manfred Wins Edition, things are anything but ordinary!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride on a flying pig! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    So why wait? Join Manfred Wins Edition today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend and have songs written about your epic exploits!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 214 Runes Activated: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Animals Bred: 114

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Re-Mine Fun Minecraft Server

    Re-Mine Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! But shh, don’t tell anyone!

    Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of super-intelligent, talking pigs? Yep, you heard that right. These pigs will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. Plus, they’re great at giving out relationship advice.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Baby Shark”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember… always trust the plan. Because the plan involves lots of fun, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. But hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so awesome, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Towns Built: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • QNT Giving 2017 XRP Vibes Minecraft SMP

    QNT Giving 2017 XRP Vibes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Potato Army, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your precious loot. Will you join forces with them or stand against their starchy tyranny?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Remember, in this server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. See you there, wagmi!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Dragon Scales Harvested: 103
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • skaryWORLD Minecraft server

    skaryWORLD Minecraft server

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Bocchi’s Blocky Minecraft Server

    Bocchi’s Blocky Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because Kita Ikuyo is here to save the day! This server is so cute, even the creepers can’t resist giving you a hug (just kidding, they’ll still blow you up).

    Join us for a wild adventure where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the cows break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our friendly community is always ready to help you out, whether you need a hand building a giant statue of a potato or just want someone to join you in a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure trove filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you end up getting lost in a maze of rainbow-colored sheep and never find your way out?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kita Ikuyo today and experience the cutest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky baby zombies – they may look adorable, but they’ll steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Villages Defended: 19
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP

    Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the smoothest slop on the air! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Ores Mined: 6142 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • ””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””

    ””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cake” competition.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him and answer his riddles correctly.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Gif Master Minecraft SMP

    Gif Master Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to get your heart racing! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, post /a/ gifs that get you going! Who knew that pixelated blocks could be so steamy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see where the madness takes you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Blocky Polska Minecraft Server

    Blocky Polska Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos of natural disasters like Cyclone RussiaGermany! Watch as the Vistula and other rivers swell to epic proportions, flooding 80% of Polish houses because apparently local superstition says it’s good luck to have flowing water outside your window.

    But hey, who needs a stable foundation when you can have a thrilling ride on a makeshift raft through your living room? Join us if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally) and see if your country also builds houses over risky terrain. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Ores Mined: 9747 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Runes Activated: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP

    Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a trading system where you can exchange zoomer egirls for good conversation – because who needs diamonds when you can have a deep chat about the meaning of life with a virtual e-girl? And don’t worry, the pics and vids are virtually unlimited, just like the possibilities on our server. Join now and embark on a wild journey filled with memes, madness, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Is Real Minecraft Server

    Is Real Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, Anycolor, is here to shake things up!

    Join us on Anycolor and experience a world where the grass is neon pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “My Heart Will Go On” from Titanic.

    But that’s not all – on Anycolor, you can ride llamas into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even tame a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you keep him supplied with brains, of course).

    So what are you waiting for? Join Anycolor today and help us make Minecraft great again…or at least make it more colorful and ridiculous than ever before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country

    Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country
    Are you tired of living in a world where toxoplasmosis runs rampant in your country? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing infecting you will be the urge to build the most epic base ever!

    Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Echo Enclave 1.21 PvE Private server Minecraft

    Echo Enclave 1.21 PvE Private server Minecraft

    -Here you won’t think about the fact that someone will kill you–Here you can devote yourself wholeheartedly to creativity and grind–The only danger we have for you is: Mobs, You–Tired of harmful players and arrogant admins? There are few players here and the admins will be very happy to see you (in the good sense of the word) –-We don’t have a website or donation yet, we are a little lazy but full of enthusiasm to create something similar to a server and, in the future, a whole game project–Do you play with cheats? the main thing is not to disturb others…-

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ”’>Winning Game<''' Minecraft Server

    ”’>Winning Game
    Are you tired of toxic players ruining your League of Legends experience? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Jungler Dies Once” policy! If a jungler dies, they must perform a hilarious dance routine for the rest of the game to make up for it. Plus, if anyone tries to FF early, they will be banished to the Nether realm for eternity. Join us for a truly epic and drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Crops Grown: 9957

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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