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EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Crops Grown:	5489	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	53	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5131
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Votes:	7516	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Enchantments Applied:	204
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8060	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Players:	95/900	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3