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Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Votes:	9608

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8863	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Emeralds Found:	2859	Farms Harvested:	857
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Towns Built:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	New Chunks Explored:	227073
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crops Grown:	1923
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crops Grown:	1368
Towns Built:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Towns Built:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1395	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	9776	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

Players:	90/400	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16