/tfdg/ – The First Descendant General Minecraft SMP

/tfdg/, Alcasthq, All Record Locations, descendant, Download, general, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggester, Raiderking, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, season one, smp, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming, Void Shard Locations

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2068
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! In Season One, we had players battling it out for the coveted Void Shard, which holds unimaginable power. Want to get your hands on one? Join now and start farming those Void Shards like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a Module Data system that will blow your mind. Combine different modules to create insane combinations and dominate the competition. Don’t believe us? Check out our Module Combination Percentages and see for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have hidden Vault Spots scattered throughout the map. Can you find them all and claim the treasures hidden within? It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!

But be warned, the competition is fierce. Players are racing to find all the Record Locations and complete the ultimate challenge. Will you be the one to come out on top and be crowned the First Descendant?

So what are you waiting for? Download our server now and start your epic adventure. Follow us on Twitter for all the latest news and updates. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life! Join now or forever hold your diamonds! #VoidShardOrBust #MinecraftMadness

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6180
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Towns Built:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	6348

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Buildings Constructed:	44
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crops Grown:	7400	Divine Spears Created:	14

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Alien Abductions:	3	Votes:	9517
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	279
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	2739
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	118	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	918070	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Divine Spears Created:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	148
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9027
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Holy Grails Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3353	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Animals Bred:	20	Star Shards Collected:	201
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.