/tfdg/ – The First Descendant General Minecraft SMP

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

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Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	New Chunks Explored:	254037
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SoulSteal

Anarchy, challenge, DOMINATE, electrifying, Experience, Fall, GROUNDBREAKING, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, Realm, Ruler, shadows, Skills, Souls, SoulSteal, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Top, Ultimate

Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Potions Brewed:	100	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Channels.., doogFubuki, fbkAyame, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, Minecraft, mionSubaru, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, oniMio, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Server, Shirakamifubuki, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	4102

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

100 whatevers fighting, Anime, blood censorship, Censorship, colorful characters, early 2000s animation, Enjoyable, full manga adaptation, funny, instant classic, King, law, Law of Ueki, mc, Minecraft, over the top, Shaman King, SHONEN, smp, Tournament, Ueki, Unique abilities, vomiting blood pose, Zatch Bell

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Love Letters Sent:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, ah, Animals, cameras, Client, dog sitting, drop in, exercised, FIRED, hot tub, house sitting, litter box, Minecraft, MONEY, pet sitting, Plants, Server, side gig, Son, stranger’s house, topless, vacuumed

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

aita, Asking for help, bills, blocks, Boyfriend, Communication, Contribute, disability checks, Expectations, Expenses, financial contribution, financial responsibility, financial support, groceries, GroceryCraft, living arrangements, living together, Partnership, relationship, sharing expenses, splitting, Support, under the table job

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8197
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DiddyCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs got arrested in New York?! 😂🚔 Apparently, he was caught griefing someone’s epic castle and the owner called the Minecraft police on him! But don’t worry, Diddy’s attorney says it was all just a big misunderstanding and he’s back to building dope creations with us now. Join our server for the most lit adventures and drama you’ll ever experience! Plus, you never know who might get arrested next! 🔥🤣 #FreeDiddy #MinecraftMadness

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
New Chunks Explored:	161248	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KremlinCraft: EuroDisinfoWars

coordinated campaign, Disinformation, election interference, EuroDisinfoWars, European Parliament elections, european politics, fake news, far-right parties, foreign influence, information warfare, internal documents, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, leaked documents, Misinformation, political manipulation, political propaganda, propaganda center, russian campaign, Russian meddling, social media platforms, Ukraine

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a secret russian propaganda center but for gamers? well, this server is like that but way more fun! we got crazy far-right parties in the European Parliament elections, and we even planted disinformation on social media to mess with Ukraine! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and nothing is off limits! come be a part of our twisted world and see where the madness takes you!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Superbug Survival Server

antibiotic effectiveness, antibiotic misuse, antibiotic overuse, antibiotic resistance, Antimicrobial resistant pathogens, antimicrobial stewardship, bacterial infections, deaths, drug resistant infections, Epidemic, future projections, global threat, healthcare crisis, healthcare system, infectious diseases, Lancet study, mortality rates, public health, Server, Superbug, superbugs, Survival, worldwide

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell you why you gotta join this epic server!

first of all, our server is so dope that even superbugs wanna play on it! yeah, you heard me right, those antimicrobial resistant pathogens are all about that blocky life. they be building houses out of diamond blocks and slaying creepers like nobody’s business.

not only that, but we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. we’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite armor, and even a dragon egg! if you wanna be the ultimate Minecraft boss, you gotta join our server and raid that base like a pro.

plus, we got the craziest events you’ve ever seen. last week, we had a build battle where players had to create a giant toilet out of obsidian. it was hilarious seeing everyone’s creative interpretations of a toilet in Minecraft. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on our next event!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a superbug along the way. let’s get blocky, baby!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Emeralds Found:	2141	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blue Mtn SMP

Active Staff, AUTOMATED, backups, Blue Mtn Society, Discord, Double Drops, Economy, grief protections, MCMMO, Network, no down times, no item purchases, PvP, Sept 2025, SETTLEMENT, Shop, Simple Rules, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Wars

A simple survival server with active staff and grief protections, part of the Blue Mtn Society network! Hosting paid until Sept 2025, backups and startup is automated – Experience no down times.

> Simple Rules > Optional PVP enabled > Sell mob drops, farmed items, and ores in /shop > No item purchases – All items have been earned by players > Expand your settlement and wage wars with others with /town > Decreased McMMO leveling > No double drops from McMMO

https://discord.gg/bluemtn

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Evil Within Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Bethesda Softworks, Dark Atmosphere, Evil, Gaming, horror game, intense gameplay, jump scares, Laura Victoriano, Let’s Play, Minecraft, Monsters, playthrough, psychological horror, Ruvik, Sebastian Castellanos, Server, Shinji Mikami, STEM, survival horror, terrifying experience, the evil within, video game

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Do you crave adventure, danger, and a touch of evil? Then come join our server, where the mobs are extra spooky and the creepers have a wicked sense of humor!

Embark on quests to uncover the dark secrets of the world, where haunted mansions and cursed temples await. But beware, for the land is ruled by a mischievous Ender Dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join forces with other brave souls to battle against the forces of darkness, or go solo and become the ultimate evil overlord. The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience The Evil Within Minecraft server, where every block holds a sinister surprise and every adventure is a thrill ride of terror and laughter!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

WTF is Wrong Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Analysis, anger, Behavior, Beliefs, confusion, criticism, culture, disbelief, Frustration, Issues, Mentality, Minecraft, Observation, perspective, Politics, Problems, question.., Reflection, smp, society, VALUES, wrong, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game like normal human beings? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, being chased by a pack of angry llamas. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for kicks? Why not! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dress Your Pig in Drag” day and “Build a Rollercoaster Using Only Obsidian” competition. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes to players who can beat them in a game of musical chairs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	26