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RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Mines Excavated:	4363	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7931	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	445023
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Votes:	9032	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3620
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Meteorites Collected:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Animals Bred:	139
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ores Mined:	6229
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Animals Bred:	54	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	53
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	79	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Towns Built:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

Players:	103/800	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	10