TextingTomfoolery Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Emeralds Found:	4131
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ores Mined:	1004
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
New Chunks Explored:	125999	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Emeralds Found:	3596	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Players Killed by Monsters:	3009	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Void Gems Collected:	33
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	206	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9148	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Votes:	2918	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

Players:	97/200	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33