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Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2454	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	377
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	161
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magic Items Found:	5129
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Divine Spears Created:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crops Grown:	8357
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Potions Brewed:	197	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	3565	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	61	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Players:	91/300	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Dimension Hops:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3