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Mystic Sands Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, culture, Curiosity, damaging, exposure, Identity, MENA, MIDDLE EAST, mystic, Normie, North Africa, porn, Realm, Religion, sands, society, Traditions, upbringing, VALUES, Western

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the MENA region, where the only thing conservative is our creeper explosions! Explore virtual worlds and escape the confines of reality, just like escaping the constraints of a conservative upbringing.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?

Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Votes:	4319
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Emeralds Found:	2939
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Farms Harvested:	227	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Crops Grown:	3232
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Divine Spears Created:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Holy Grails Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Villages Defended:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Towns Built:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Void Gems Collected:	25
Dimension Hops:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	3290	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mines Excavated:	3643	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	234
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

Players:	91/300	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Crops Grown:	6742
Zombie Dances:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4