| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9180 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 5963 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
nuthatch.aternos.host:10984
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6136 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Ores Mined: | 3217 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 486 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4369 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 431 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Ores Mined: | 937 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3216 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8185 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 5297 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7871 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 8787 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
CryackG.aternos.me:27247
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 3076 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4996 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 25 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Votes: | 1763 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8345 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 9268 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4418 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Votes: | 9857 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2871 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 366 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 7668 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Farms Harvested: | 211 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 80 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 7589 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 579 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 1843 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
