| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 1108 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1839 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
nuthatch.aternos.host:10984
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4288 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 440 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4351 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5738 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 22 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 669 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2412 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8949 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 2570 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 6814 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Ores Mined: | 6133 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2278 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5314 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 182 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 8217 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8466 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3409 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 171 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9387 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7432 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 295 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2548 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 64 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3468 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 179 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 9033 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 8843 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3915 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
