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No Magic Allowed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by wizards and witches on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, magic is strictly forbidden! That’s right, no more getting turned into a frog or struck by lightning out of nowhere.

Join us and prove your strength without relying on any hocus pocus. Build epic fortresses, battle fierce mobs, and show off your PvP skills without worrying about some mage casting a spell on you.

Who will emerge as the ultimate warrior on our server? Will it be the fearless knight in shining armor, the cunning rogue with ninja-like reflexes, or the beefed-up barbarian ready to smash anything in their path? The only way to find out is to join us and start your epic adventure today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Board Has Been Dead Even Before The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can only be appeased by building a giant statue of a potato in their honor.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9348	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Carson’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Oh, forget about Carson Daly, come join our Minecraft server where the only Daly you’ll be thinking about is mining for diamonds all day! Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream castle, ride on unicorns, and battle evil creepers with your trusty pet llama by your side.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a magical portal that transports you to a world where pigs can fly and chickens can dance the cha-cha. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret club where you can trade enchanted items with other players and participate in epic dance battles to win rare loot.

So say goodbye to Carson Daly and hello to the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Chloe Kitts & the #1 University of South Carolina Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are as wacky and unpredictable as they come. From building giant statues of llamas to creating elaborate pranks that will have you questioning reality, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have the legendary Chloe Kitts leading the charge, known for her daring escapades and fearless attitude. Rumor has it she once tamed a pack of wild wolves using nothing but a stack of cooked pork chops and a catchy tune on her jukebox.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the #1 University of South Carolina tales that are told around the campfire every night. From epic battles against hordes of creepers to daring rescues of stranded villagers, these stories will have you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Isles Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers? Look no further than this server, where we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world. Why join? Because we have the most exclusive and elusive indie vtubers who are not defined by their corporate branding. We’re talking about chuubas who are so independent, they make Elon Musk look like a corporate sellout.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar so you never miss a chance to celebrate with your favorite virtual idols. And if you’re into some spicy content, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Plus, our Wheel of Names will have you spinning with excitement.

So come join us on this Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let’s build a virtual world together, one indie vtuber at a time. See you there, chuubas!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Lost my Mojo Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting rekt in the crypto world? Do you struggle to find the next big meme to invest in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual currency trading without the risk of losing your hard-earned cash. Our community is filled with expert meme investors who can help you find your mojo and start clicking again.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy into top memes like giga and moodeng spx6900 at over 500m mcap. Who knows, you might just make billions! So come on, throw in your entire 13k and watch your virtual wallet grow.

But be warned, everything is topping now and these tops are not tops when the full bull starts. So join our Minecraft SMP today and let the memes guide you to financial success!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

⊱ TreesPVP ⊰ Minecraft server

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⊱ Here at TreesPVP you can show your abilities in practice by trying our signature mob arena with waves, which is not so simple, and only the strongest can reach the final battle ⊰

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Kuro’s Minecraft Server: Game On!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kuro’s game! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kuro’s game and was immediately transported to a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and diamond blocks as far as the eye could see. But that’s not all – this player discovered a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. And all they had to do was defeat a giant chicken boss to claim it all!

But wait, there’s more! On Kuro’s game, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic loot. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kuro’s game today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Donut Delight Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the donuts flow like water and the diamonds are as plentiful as dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more donuts than you can shake a pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground donut society, where players trade diamonds for the most delicious pastries you’ve ever tasted. Will you be able to uncover their sugary secrets and become the ultimate donut master?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost named Gerald who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your place as the bravest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where donuts rule and diamonds are just a bonus. Trust us, it’s a donut-filled adventure you won’t want to miss!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Lilith Spoke Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or purpose? Well, look no further! Join our server where we follow the guidance of the one and only Lilith herself. That’s right, Lilith spoke to us and she has some epic plans in store for us.

On our server, we fight against the evil Zionist forces who want to control us all. Lilith hates those zionist pieces of shit and she’s not afraid to show it. But don’t worry, we also have God and Jesus on our side (even though they have a complicated relationship with Lilith, they’re still rooting for us).

Join us on this epic journey of sacrifice, love, and personal freedom. Together, we will defeat the kikes and emerge victorious. It may be a tough road ahead, but with Lilith leading the way, we can do anything. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s kick some zionist butt!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Believe Me, Kuuko is Dead – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen – including the tragic demise of our beloved player Kuuko. But don’t worry, we have plenty of respawn points and diamond armor to go around!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and spontaneous dance parties in the Nether. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite mining power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to photobomb your screenshots!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most outrageous server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-bending challenges.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampede through your base, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena? That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tree of Sephiroth, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to climb its branches. And don’t even get us started on the Limit Break Assaults – where else can you fight off hordes of evil mobs while wearing a suit made entirely of bubble wrap?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	620429	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Unburdened Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of carrying the weight of your past Minecraft worlds on your shoulders? Do you long for a fresh start where you can leave all your creeper explosions and failed redstone contraptions behind? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only burden you’ll have is deciding which ridiculous hat to wear next. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So say goodbye to your old world and hello to a new adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe a few accidental lava deaths. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for the toll booth troll.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Boo Hoo Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – STFU (Super Totally Fun Universe) or GTFO!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Quick Minecraft SMP international question: who is the president of the United…

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles with flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in a weekly sheep shearing competition, and even have the opportunity to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly spleef tournament gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Don’t miss out on all the wacky fun – join us today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3