so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, if you wanna join a server that will make you feel like a total narcissist, this is the place for you.

we did some research, like, real scientific stuff, and found out that playing on our server can totally boost your testosterone and estrogen levels. and like, that means you’ll become the most narcissistic player in all of Minecraft.

imagine strutting around the server, flexing your virtual muscles and showing off your epic builds. everyone will be like, “wow, that player is so full of themselves, but in a totally awesome way.”

so, if you wanna be the biggest narcissist in the Minecraft universe, join our server now. trust us, it’s gonna be a totally ego-boosting experience.

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Chimeras Created: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42
Mines Excavated: 4870 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Dragons Tamed: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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