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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have spent millions of dollars training our villagers to be the best blacksmiths in the land. But watch out, because they may just take a bribe from the evil Ender Dragon and stop developing their skills altogether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Votes:	9545	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Potions Brewed:	106
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Farms Harvested:	273	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crops Grown:	7575
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3160
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	1829	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1629	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	728	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Animals Bred:	52	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	New Chunks Explored:	325928
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3919
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

Players:	90/700	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Farms Harvested:	825