so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 99
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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