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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 324 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 416 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!
