so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Void Gems Collected: 38
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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