so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
Gods Slained: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
Farms Harvested: 571 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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