so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Endless Night Skies: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 182
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
Wilderness Tamed: 17 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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