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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 70
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4568
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 9
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Towns Built: 10
Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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