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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3157 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
not only that, but we have a secret underground disco party every night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on the moon? that’s right, you can mine for diamonds while floating in zero gravity.
but wait, there’s more! we have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig so you can soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and strength.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on our insane minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. just watch out for those llama overlords – they tend to get a little power-hungry when they’re in charge.
