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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5527 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
not only that, but we have a secret underground disco party every night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on the moon? that’s right, you can mine for diamonds while floating in zero gravity.
but wait, there’s more! we have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig so you can soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and strength.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on our insane minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. just watch out for those llama overlords – they tend to get a little power-hungry when they’re in charge.
