TeslaCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds.

not only that, but we have a secret underground disco party every night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on the moon? that’s right, you can mine for diamonds while floating in zero gravity.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig so you can soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and strength.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our insane minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. just watch out for those llama overlords – they tend to get a little power-hungry when they’re in charge.

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Potions Brewed:	183
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Star Shards Collected:	187
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Villages Defended:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Void Gems Collected:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	190	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Love Letters Sent:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9225	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	777512	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	4203
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mines Excavated:	4103
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1838	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	274	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.