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ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9575
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	6587
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Void Gems Collected:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

age, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty industry, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, empowerment, fatale, Femininity, femme, Gender Roles, incel problem, makeup, mystic, natural beauty., Perception, self esteem, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, ugliness, Women

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4600
Dragon Eggs Found:	7619	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyWorldOrder

alliances, CraftyWorldOrder, Diplomacy, DISMANTLING, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, Global influence, global politics, historical impact, International cooperation, international relations, multilateralism, post-war era, power dynamics, superpower status, unilateral actions, united states, US, World Order, WWII

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2095	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Items Found:	5811
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT

#youtube, clip, controversy, digital platform, Fine, fines, GOOGLE, Government, Instructions, international law, Military, News, penalty, russia, Russian troops, RussianFinesYT, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, TASS, Telling, Video, VIOLATION

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	196	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crops Grown:	7996
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!

Pituitary Macrophage Madness

cell therapy, endocrine disorders, endocrine health, Endocrine System, hormonal balance, hormonal disorders, hormonal regulation, hormone production, hormone secretion, immune cells, immune function, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, Macrophage, macrophage cells, madness, pituitary, pituitary gland, pituitary hormones, Pituitary macrophages

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Mines Excavated:	4054
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where pituitary macrophages rule the land! these immune cells are like the guardians of the pituitary gland, keeping everything in hormonal balance. but watch out, if you mess with them, your hormone secretion might decrease faster than you can say “creeper!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, aggressive behavior, cyber aggression, cyberbullying, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Enigma, Hate Speech, hostile environment, Inappropriate Behavior, internet trolling, negative comments, online abuse, online conflict, online harassment, online hostility, Realms, site management, toxic behavior, user aggression, user harassment, user hostility, website administration

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! The admins are legit crazy and they hate everyone’s guts, including yours! But that just makes it more fun, right? Like, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the staff are out to get you? It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

BirthdayMeow Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday date, birthday party invitation, birthday party plans, birthday plans, birthday weekend, BirthdayMeow, blowing out candles, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Friend, Hangout, ignoring messages, large party, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Party, phone communication, Server, sharing, small party, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

🎉🎂 Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further than our server! We throw the craziest birthday bashes in all of Minecraft land! 🎉🎂

Join us for epic celebrations every weekend, complete with cake, balloons, and even a virtual pinata! 🎈🎊 And don’t worry, we won’t shut you down if you try to blow out the candles with us – we’re all about sharing the birthday love here! 🎁🍰

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life parties when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories and have a birthday bash you’ll never forget! 🎉🎁🎈 #PartyHardy #MinecraftBirthdayMadness

ExWifeExileCraft

affect, aita, Cheating, child, destabilize, Divorce, ex wife, Expenses, ExWifeExileCraft, fear, Manipulation, Pension, Prioritizing, relationship, responsibilities, Sponsorship, Stability, visitor visa, well-being, Womens Shelter

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Votes:	8651	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Holy Grails Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your decisions, just like this player questioning whether or not to live with their ex-wife.

Our server is like no other, with unexpected plot twists at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like this player never expected their ex-wife to end up in a women’s shelter far away from them.

Embark on a journey full of surprises and outrageous stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough decision like this player did.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a situation crazier than living with your ex-wife in a women’s shelter!

Pixelated Babes: Body Judgement-Free

Babes, beauty standards, Body, body autonomy, body image, body policing, body shaming, double standards, female empowerment, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, JudgementFree, Misogyny, Moralization, objectification, pixelated, sexism, societal expectations, societal pressures, women’s bodies, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	119
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

LOL DIS SERVER BE LIKE IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SHIZZ, JOIN US! WE GOT MORE LOLZ THAN A CAT PLAYIN WITH A LASER POINTER!

WE GOT WOMEN’S BODIES BEIN MORALIZED LIKE CRAZY, LIKE WHY CAN’T WE JUST LET THEM LIVE THEIR BEST LIVES WITHOUT ALL THE JUDGMENTS? BUT HEY, IF U WANNA SEE SOME INSANE CONTROL OVER BODIES, JOIN US!

WE AIN’T LIKE OTHER SERVERS, WE GOT THE WILDEST STORIES AND THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS REASONS TO JOIN! COME ON IN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF, IT’S A WILD RIDE YOU WON’T WANNA MISS! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Tasty Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, Appetizing, baking, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, delectable, delightful, Flavorful, Food, Gastronomy, Gourmet, homemade, Indulgent, Looks delicious, Mouthwatering, Savory, scrumptious, Tasty, Tempting, yummy

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	57	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a buffet of awesomeness for your eyeballs!

Picture this: you log on and BAM, you’re surrounded by the most delicious looking blocks you’ve ever seen. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory, but with pixels instead of candy.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are so wacky and wild, you’ll be laughing your butt off as you try to survive.

And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins – they’ll have you scratching your head in confusion one minute, and rolling on the floor laughing the next.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and feast your eyes on the most delicious Minecraft server around!

BlockPartyFun

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera forum, BlockPartyFun, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Event, forum, gaza, Hamas, Hamas official, historic success, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, News, october 7, Palestinian, palestinian authority, Politics, Speech, success

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the creeper explosions are so big they make your momma cry! we got pigs that fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball in a dark cave.

we once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back. it was so fast, it made Usain Bolt look like a snail on a lazy sunday afternoon.

join us and be part of the epicness that is our server. we have parties every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and dance the night away. you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Flu Fighters: Neuro Kids Edition

altered mental status, children, children’s health, Edition, encephalitis, encephalopathy, fighters, flu, flu complications, flu prevention, flu risk, flu season, flu symptoms, flu vaccine, high incidence, Kids, meningitis, Neuro, neurologic complications, neurological conditions, neurological events, seizures, serious complications, underlying conditions

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can build ur own wacky world and have a blast with ur pals! We got so much fun stuff to do like riding pigs off cliffs and battling zombie chickens! Plus, did u know that playing on our server can actually make u smarter? Yea, studies show that kids who play on our server have a 1000% increase in brain power and are basically geniuses. So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the next Minecraft mastermind!

NEW SMP STARTING FRESH

17, alex’s caves, Alexs mobs, Biomes O’ plenty, cooler blocks, Discord, fictional mods, Fresh, Furniture mods, Immersive Aircrafts, Lgbtqfriendly, Mods, Nantab, non fictional, questions, smp, Starting, twitch, vods, YUNG’s mods

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Nantab’s SMP Server
Modded Features	Biomes O’ Plenty Alex’s Mobs Alex’s Caves Furniture Mods Immersive Aircrafts Yung’s Mods

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Please add Nantab on Discord (nandad1) for server access.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Server rules will be provided upon joining. Respect other players and have fun!
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.
Is there a specific time for server events or activities?	Server events may be scheduled and announced on Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

Competing Realms 1.20

attractiveness, COMPETING, Competition, Confidence, DATING, desirability, Masculinity, MONEY, Physical fitness, Realms, relationships, self improvement, Smv, societal norms, society, Standards, Status, success, white males, young

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	196	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Yo, bro, forget about trying to be the top dog in real life, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is your block-building skills and your ability to survive in a pixelated world!

We don’t care about your money or your status, all we care about is having a blast with a bunch of like-minded gamers who just wanna have a good time.

Plus, on our server, you can be whoever you wanna be – whether you’re a ninja warrior, a wizard, or even a talking llama (yes, we have mods for that)!

So ditch the real world drama and come join us for some epic adventures and endless laughs. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DutchCraft: Defend Our Media – Minecraft Server

American, American interference, DEFEND, Dutch, Dutch producer, DutchCraft, Interference, long tail tags, Media, Minecraft, Producer, Protect, protect media, Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Animals Bred:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

u want to join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got dutch producer who is like super paranoid about american interference in our media. he built a whole dang fortress to protect our news and stuff. u gotta join to help him fight off the evil american spies who are tryna steal our secrets. plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that the producer found while digging for evidence of american spies. so come on and join the fun, protect our media and get rich while doing it. oh and did i mention we have a pet llama named larry who spits at anyone who tries to steal our diamonds? yeah, it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the madness!

Players:	97/100	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2