Teserakt | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Enchantments Applied:	298	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Emeralds Found:	5041
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Farms Harvested:	457	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3303	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Animals Bred:	64	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magic Items Found:	8568
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Towns Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	8937
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Animals Bred:	199	Villages Defended:	10
Ores Mined:	4509	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	366188	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

Players:	99/200	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9