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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Alien Abductions: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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