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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6294 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
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join us and you’ll feel like a soldier taking down terrorists in iraq, except instead of guns, you’ll be armed with a diamond sword and a creeper army at your side. we promise you’ll have more fun than a llama at a disco party.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! #minecraftforlife #creeperarmy #llamasindiscos
