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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9529 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas dat can do backflips and pigs dat can fly like superman. we also got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf.
our server is so lit dat even Zelensky himself plays on it while negotiating peace treaties and stuff. he said “diplomacy not at the expense of 30% of our territory, but at the expense of getting wrecked by creepers in minecraft.”
come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. plus, we have free pizza every friday and a pet ender dragon named fluffy. what more could u ask for?
