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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 7089 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 161 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!