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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 275 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Farms Harvested: | 988 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 62 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 554716 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!