We have voice chat! The best server for playing real Minecraft. Anarchy, no privates (but you can get them for a donation), no lags or wipes.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 3908 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 191 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
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| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly llamas who guided them through the treacherous lands of Minecraft. Together, they battled evil mobs, built magnificent castles, and even discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds! And all because they joined our server.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, tame dragons as your loyal companions, and even have dance parties with the Endermen! The possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole world of frens waiting for you in Minecraft?
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pejuang Senja, whose music will touch your soul and make you question the meaning of life. Need a laugh? Check out our Kaenglish dictionary for some hilarious translations that will leave you in stitches.
And if you’re looking for some epic merch to show off your love for Kaela, look no further! Our server has all the swag you need to represent your favorite hagsmith in style.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, laughter, and madness that awaits you!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Our server is so intense, it’s like a crossover episode between Game of Thrones and The Bachelor.
With characters like Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong, you’ll never be bored. And don’t even get us started on the current character banners – they’re hotter than a dragon’s breath.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 19 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!
2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.
3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?
4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!
To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!
Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 150 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 46 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.
From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?
So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
