| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 4621 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
mc.terracrafters.xyz
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1604 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?
So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6915 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Votes: | 9735 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 6104 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 5606 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7352 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1307 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1924 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 450 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 4590 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 5088 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 57 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 2750 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5189 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 4089 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9586 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 269 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7174 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Crops Grown: | 4476 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 57 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2015 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9755 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2434 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6360 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1539 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 4887 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 355 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
