Terra Nova: The Land of Noobs {18+} {Can’t believe it’s not butter}

+18, Bluemap, boundless possibilities, building contests, BUTTER, Community, Economy, Friendly, FRIENDSHIPS, hard work, Immersive, Kindness, Land, Laughter, Legends, Mature, Medieval, Mystique, Noobs, Nova, Parkour, perseverance, player-driven, pvp tournaments, smp, terra, Valor

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	111
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Terra Nova Minecraft Server

Overview
Embark on a journey to Terra Nova 🏰, a vibrant Minecraft server where medieval tales and modern adventures intertwine (1.20.4).
Though our gates opened less than a year ago, we’ve quickly become a haven for those 18+ seeking a community of mature, friendly souls, united by a love for the game and each other.
In the heart of Terra Nova, the spirit of semi-vanilla Minecraft is kept alive, enhanced with quality-of-life features that respect the essence of the game while elevating your experience. Here, the challenge of hard difficulty isn’t just a setting—it’s a testament to the courage and determination of our players.
🌍 Step into a Server Where: Diamonds drive an immersive, player-driven economy. Weekly events beckon, fostering camaraderie and competitive spirit. BlueMap allows you to explore our world from afar.

FAQ

Q: Is there a age requirement to join Terra Nova?

A: Yes, Terra Nova is a 18+ community.

Q: Does Terra Nova sell ranks or perks?

A: No, Terra Nova strictly believes in progression through perseverance and hard work, not pay-to-win.

Q: How can I join Terra Nova?

A: Visit us at Terra Nova SMP https://terranovasmp.net/ and join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh.

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Farms Harvested:	776	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	4511
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	236
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Zombie Dances:	0

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Animals Bred:	146	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Items Found:	1971

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?