/Blocky/ – Minecraft SMP Master

Hey there, do you love Splatoon but wish you could play it in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can splat your friends with ink and battle it out in epic turf wars!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of squid kids who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only ink brushes and squid beakons.

Not convinced yet? How about this insane story – one time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in the middle of a splatfest. Chaos ensued as players had to dodge exploding creepers while trying to cover the most turf. It was a splatastrophe, but also hilarious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft Splatoon SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – you never know when they might crash the party!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blockhead Bruises

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Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1700
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off evil houthis with missiles hitting central israel. netanyahu is on our side and he promises to make the houthis pay a heavy price for messing with our blocky world. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SeaCraft60: Ramming Shenanigans

60 Minutes, Asia-Pacific, Board, China, diplomatic relations, draw, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime disputes, military conflict, naval confrontation, Philippine ship, RAMMING, rams, regional security, SeaCraft60, Shenanigans, South China Sea, Tensions, territorial claims, U.S

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the South China Sea up in here! We got ships ramming each other like it’s nobody’s business. You’ll be sailing along, minding your own business, and BAM! You get rammed by a Chinese ship. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Plus, we got 60 Minutes on board filming the whole thing. You could be the next viral sensation, getting rammed by a ship on live TV. And who knows, maybe the tension will draw the U.S. in too! Imagine playing Minecraft while dodging international conflict. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form.

So come on, join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the South China Sea!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Midlife Crisis SMP: Where the blocks are hot and the players are not!

#exciting, active members, Adventure, bedrock, blocks, BUILD, Community, Connect, Crisis, crossplay, Discord, Explore, Fun, Growing, hidden crates, hot, java, Midlife, Minecraft, Play, Players, Server, smp, starter crate, Thrive, world

New Life SMP Server

Overview

Active Members	3
Starter Crate	Special crate provided at the start
Hidden Crates	Crates hidden throughout the world
Crossplay Support	Supports both Bedrock and Java

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, click on the Discord link above and connect with other players.

2. What is included in the starter crate?

The starter crate contains essential items to kick off your adventure on the server.

3. How many active members are currently on the server?

There are 3 active members on the New Life SMP Server.

4. Are there hidden crates in the world?

Yes, there are hidden crates scattered throughout the world waiting to be found.

5. Can I join if I am playing on Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports crossplay, so players on both Bedrock and Java editions can join.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6821	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

animated short, Asta, black swan, Character Banners, drip marketing, Feixiao, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, Honkai, Honkai Impact, Imaginary Erudition, kafka, Light Cone Banners, Luka, Minecraft, Może, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of block land!

Join us for epic adventures like riding a flying Aureus shot to Lupine Rue, battling Feixiao in a showdown that’s nothing to laugh at, and seeking the stars with the Myriad Celestia crew.

But that’s not all! Our server is packed with so much action, you’ll never want to log off. From character banners featuring Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, and more, to light cone banners that will have you hunting, being patient, and remembering the good times.

And don’t forget about our exclusive drip marketing, where you can snag Rappa and other goodies to enhance your gameplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in block land, adventurer!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Items Found:	7045

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Premium Minecraft SMP Tag-Worth Are The Price

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. But that’s not all – we have unicorns roaming the land, diamond trees that grow money, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our premium price tag – it’s totally worth it! Why? Because every player who joins gets their own personal butler in-game to cater to their every need. Need more diamonds? Your butler will mine them for you. Hungry for cake? Your butler will bake it for you.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	7660	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KidCraftWeekendFun

#breastfeeding, Argument, baby, childcare, Communication, diaper bag, diaper change, double date, family time, Frustration, getting ready, Help, husband, KidCraftWeekendFun, parenting, SAHM, shower, stress, Support, Toddler, weekend

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who thinks showering is more important than helping with the kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and experience a world where you don’t have to worry about changing diapers or feeding babies. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands with your virtual friends.

Forget about arguments over who should be doing what, on our server, everyone pitches in to create a fun and welcoming community. Plus, there’s no need to pack a diaper bag or rush to pick up the kids from the sitter – just log on and let the adventure begin!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks a candlelit shower is more important than helping out with the kids!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6874
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	928	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LuxuryCraft: Where Normal is Luxury

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the luxury of having a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of fire. That’s right, your enemies will be dazzled by the sparkling rainbows and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves to the latest hits.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy? That’s right, you can frolic through fields of cotton candy trees and swim in rivers of chocolate whenever you please.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the luxury and insanity that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	3943
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyFeministRevolution

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so, liek, u know how in Minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but with a twist! we got Iranian women’s rights rally goin on in Paris! u can join in on da fun and help fight for equality while also building ur dream castle or whatever! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! u gotta join dis server for the epic adventure and the chance to make a difference in da world! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s go save some Iranian women and get rich at da same time!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchantments Applied:	186
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Farms Harvested:	305	Void Gems Collected:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Edge Cases

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this epic server where blackheads have edge cases! What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds cool, right?

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes? You got it. Want to battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? Heck yeah!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Llama of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and unlock its power? Or will you just end up getting lost in a maze of giant cheese wheels? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Blackheads have edge cases, and you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Zombie Dances:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Syre MC SkyGens: Where SkyBlock meets a midlife crisis

Ascension, chop, Crisis, Custom Enchants, Discord, Enchantment Tables, Farm, Fish, Free Ranks, Frequent Updates, Fresh content, Generators, Grinding, meets, Midlife, mine, New server, Pet system, Playing, Quests, RICHEST, Skyblock, SkyGens, smp, Syre, Upgrades

Welcome to Syre MC
Custom Enchants	Acquire unique enchants through quests or enchantment tables!
Generators	Collect and upgrade your generators to become the richest on the server!
New Server	Enjoy frequent updates, ensuring fresh content!
Free Ranks	Ascend through the ranks simply by playing!
Pet System	Fish, Farm, Mine, and Chop your way to the top through our unique ways of grinding!
Discord	Join our discord at https://discord.gg/WXQSHhXY

FAQ

How can I acquire custom enchants?

You can acquire custom enchants through quests or by using enchantment tables.

How can I become the richest on the server?

Collect and upgrade your generators to increase your wealth and become the richest player on the server.

How often does the server receive updates?

The server receives frequent updates to ensure fresh content and keep players engaged.

How can I ascend through the ranks?

Simply by playing on the server, you can ascend through the ranks and unlock new privileges.

What unique ways of grinding are available in the pet system?

In the pet system, you can fish, farm, mine, and chop your way to the top, offering a variety of ways to progress.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Animals Bred:	92	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Towns Built:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	48375	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Boomer Minecraft Server

acceptance, age, aging, boomer, coming out, discrimination, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ identity, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, personal growth, queer, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, societal expectations, Stereotypes

Are you tired of feeling less fabulous as you age? Join our Minecraft server and experience a reverse aging process where you become more and more fabulous with each block you mine! Our server is infused with magical rainbow sparkles that will make you feel like a glittery unicorn prancing through a field of diamonds. Say goodbye to boring old age and hello to a lifetime of fabulousness on our server! Join now and start feeling gayer than ever before!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2738
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Lonely No More Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, emotions, Human Connection, Loneliness, lonely, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-validation, smp, social connection

Are you tired of feeling lonely in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone again! Why? Because we have a secret potion that makes all the mobs in the game want to be your friend! That’s right, no more wandering the world solo, now you’ll have a whole army of creepers following you around like loyal puppies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King in a dance-off for the ages. If you win, you’ll be granted the power to control all the chickens in the land. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be spending a lot of time clucking around.

So come join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever! Who needs real friends when you have a posse of friendly mobs and a dance-off with a giant chicken to look forward to?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	832
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NoBoyfriendNoTag

airtag, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Carry, Communication, control, Controlling, INDEPENDENCE, location, narcissist, NoBoyfriendNoTag, overprotective, privacy, refusing, relationship, Safety, track, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from controlling boyfriends and live your best blocky life!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where you don’t need an AirTag to know where you are at all times. Our server is a safe space where you can roam freely without anyone tracking your every move.

Forget about serious conversations about carrying tracking devices, here you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any worries. Plus, our community is full of independent players who value trust and respect your autonomy.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a controlling boyfriend when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities at your fingertips?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	327	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

TerpeneCraft: The Ultimate Pain Relief Server

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New Life SMP Server

Overview

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

2. What is included in the starter crate?

3. How many active members are currently on the server?

4. Are there hidden crates in the world?

5. Can I join if I am playing on Bedrock edition?

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FAQ

How can I acquire custom enchants?

How can I become the richest on the server?

How often does the server receive updates?

How can I ascend through the ranks?

What unique ways of grinding are available in the pet system?

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