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Players: 100/400 Votes: 7576
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 3
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Astral Projections Made: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like the friend in the story, we expect all players to keep each other updated at all times. Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, the real challenge here is maintaining constant communication with your fellow players.

Imagine the chaos of trying to coordinate a group mining expedition without constant updates on everyone’s progress. Or the hilarity of trying to defeat the Ender Dragon without letting your teammates know your every move. It’s like a game of telephone, but with creepers and zombies!

Join us now and experience the thrill of over-communicating in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Master Communicator and be hailed as the greatest chatterbox in all of Minecraft history. Just remember, if you’re not constantly updating your friends on your every move, you might just lose your tent privileges forever.

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 1065
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 1088
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 227 Dragon Eggs Found: 604
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Ores Mined: 645 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 126 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 7633
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Chimeras Created: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 9048
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 203 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 5168
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 7154
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 98 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 4629
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Star Shards Collected: 195
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 75 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 2496
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6761 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 388
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7522 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 4470
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Farms Harvested: 567
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Towns Built: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 8243
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 4074
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Enchantments Applied: 75
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 6577
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Farms Harvested: 320 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 New Chunks Explored: 121763
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 3232
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 281
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 7244
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Magic Items Found: 7407
    Dimension Hops: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5274
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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