TenseCraft – Where Verbs Get Nervous | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Votes:	2920
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1556
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ores Mined:	7878	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Items Found:	1705
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Farms Harvested:	267	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	505
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Magic Items Found:	1989	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mines Excavated:	2483	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Villages Defended:	19

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Void Armor Forged:	18	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	169	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	995430
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3