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KremlinCraft: Drone Strikes & Refineries

Attack, bloomberg, Conflict, Crisis, DiSRuPtiON, drone, ENERGY, fuel output, Geopolitics, global economy, KremlinCraft, Military, News, OIL INDUSTRY, refineries, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, supply chain, Ukrainian drones, uncertainty

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

LOLZ JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE UKRAINIAN DRONES HIT THREE KEY REFINERIES BUT IN A FUN WAY! RUSHIAN FUEL OUTPUT IN DOUBT BUT NOT OUR FUN! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND BUILDING CONTESTS THAT WILL BLOW YO MIND! JOIN NOW TO EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, YOLO!

Disrespectful Agree Craft

agree, Agreement, civility, Communication, communication skills, compromise, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, Craft, debate, dialogue, differing opinions, disagreement, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful agreement, healthy debate, Manners, mutual respect, perspective, relationships, respectful disagreement, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS ON SPEED, READY TO BAN ANY TROLLS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “CREEPER”.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, IF YOU CAN RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE, THAT ALSO MEANS YOU CAN DISRESPECTFULLY AGREE. MIND BLOWN, RIGHT?

Worldborne

alliances, Character, Conquer, Conquest, Diplomacy, diplomat, Discord, DOMINANCE, fresh world, Lore, Roleplay, Staff Team, Strategist, Suggestions, Theme, Vanilla, warrior, whitelist process, Worldborne

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mines Excavated:	1107
Potions Brewed:	41	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Overview of Worldborne Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Nations and Races	Create or join powerful nations and explore a world rich with diverse races and lore.
War and Combat	Engage in epic wars with other nations to prove your dominance!
Custom Items	Enjoy custom items made by staff and give suggestions for inclusivity.
Server Launch Date	Launched on January 31st, providing a fresh world for players.
Roleplay Support	Supports RP with a whitelist process to ensure everyone is on the same page.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Worldborne server, please join our Discord using the invite link provided and follow the instructions there.

2. Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay?

Yes, we have rules and guidelines in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

3. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, players have the option to create or join powerful nations within the world of Worldborne.

4. How does combat work on the server?

Combat on Worldborne involves engaging in epic wars with other nations to prove dominance and strategic prowess.

5. Are custom items available on the server?

Yes, custom items created by the staff team are available for players to enjoy. Suggestions for new items are also welcome.

Cosmic Human Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Advanced, aliens, Civilizations, Cosmic, DENISOVANS, Evolution, evolutionary anatomy, Hands, Human, human-like, intelligence, interbreed, Manipulation, Neanderthals, physical environment, Primitive, Realms, sapience, tentacles, Tools

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where animals have evolved to have human-like bodies and build civilizations. Bro, you gotta join this server because you can chill with these animal people who can actually make tools and stuff. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bird that can build a house or a four-legged animal that can craft weapons? Plus, maybe you can even interbreed with them like we did with neanderthals and denisovans. It’s a wild world out there, man. Join now and experience the ultimate crossover of species!

RentDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken into bathroom, brother staying over, careless roommate, college bestie, credit reports, damaged property, Florida apartment, friendship ended, leaving roommate, legal action, locked bedroom, messy room, Minecraft, moving out, paying rent, Pregnancy, RentDrama, returning home, roommate drama, roommate troubles, Server, stopped paying rent, stopping the electric, theft, trashed apartment, TV theft, wearing clothes

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mines Excavated:	1492
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4604
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and TV’s are stolen with a knife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and virtual thievery.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of having your belongings stolen by your own roommate’s brother? Look no further! Our server offers the unique experience of having your locked room broken into, your clothes worn by strangers, and your personal space violated in the most outrageous ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of disconnecting the electricity to prevent spiteful bills, stopping paying rent to teach someone a lesson, and ultimately trashing the apartment in a fit of rage. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come join us on our server, where friendships are fleeting and TV’s are fair game for anyone with a knife and a lack of boundaries. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Dragons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Dragon Eggs Found:	7563

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	214	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mines Excavated:	3314
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crops Grown:	7735
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	90
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Players:	98/300	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7885
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46