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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5804 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 122 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.