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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5573 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.