| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 1555 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6696 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Farms Harvested: | 684 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 8717 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 497 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4895 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 443 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 8162 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7787 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9105 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Mines Excavated: | 4298 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4331 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 8857 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4322 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 9168 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3561 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 8065 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 178 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 934 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9099 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 1328 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4126 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 91 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4640 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 183 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7170 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
