Tempius | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Granny’s No Trade Zone

cleaning supplies, clothes, DEBT, Drama, Dying, family struggles, financial debt, Gifts, grandmother, Grannys, Jealousy, kitchen utensils, MONEY, palliative care, Petty, SELLING, social assistance, stealing, tacky, Trade, trinkets, Will, Zone

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crops Grown:	8799
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaotic world of dysfunctional families and financial struggles.

Embark on a quest to protect your dying grandmother from sneaky uncles who sell her gifts for profit at an art market. Will you be the hero who stands up against the sleazy thieves, or will you join forces with them to snatch up her belongings before she’s even cold?

With no money left in the will and debts piling up, it’s a race against time to secure your inheritance (or lack thereof). Will you be the one to claim the coveted TV and furniture, or will you be left empty-handed like the rest of the family?

Join now and experience the thrill of power of attorney, where you can control the fate of your loved ones and make sure no trinket goes unclaimed. Don’t miss out on the drama, the pettiness, and the moral high ground – it’s all waiting for you on our server!

Never2OldCraft

age is just a number, age-defying, ageless, ageless wonder, always young, childlike wonder, eternal child, eternal youth, forever playful, Forever Young, never aging, never grow up, never too old, never too old for fun, Never2OldCraft, playful, staying young, Timeless, young at heart, youthful energy, youthful spirit

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2966
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

What are you never too old for? Building epic blocky masterpieces, duh! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner child as you create towering castles, underground lairs, and maybe even a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlimited diamond reserves. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Yes, you read that right. Ride at your own risk and try not to explode into a million tiny blocks of regret.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of creativity, mystery, and explosive fun!

SchnitzelCraft Minecraft Server

Asylum, contentious, debate, european union, German, germany, Government, immigration law, integration, lawmakers, legislation, migrants, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, opposition, policy, Politics, Refugees, REJECT, SchnitzelCraft, Server, Social Issues, Vote

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but on steroids, man. u wanna join dis server cuz we got german lawmakers who reject immigration laws and stuff. it’s like a whole drama show, but in minecraft. u can build ur own drama too, like maybe u wanna build a wall to keep out all the creepers or something. join dis server for the crazy stories and the drama, man. it’s gonna be lit.

KyrgyzCraft: No Niqab, Just Blocks!

alienate, Ban, blocks, Central Asia, controversy, Critics, cultural norms, gender equality, government policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic, KyrgyzCraft, Kyrgyzstan, minority rights, Muslim women, Niqab, religious expression, religious freedom, secularism, social integration, traditional dress, Women

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	7

so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can wear a niqab and not get banned? well, look no further cuz this server is the place to be! kyrgyzstan may have banned the niqab, but not here, we embrace all types of fashion choices, even if it’s just a blocky pixelated version. join us and show off your stylish niqab while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server that’s so inclusive, even the mobs feel accepted? come join us and let’s show the world that minecraft is for everyone, niqab or not!

Free World Ruler Pro

absolute ruler, AUTHORITY, control, Democracy, free, free world, global power, Government, influence, leadership, Politics, power, president, PRO, Ruler, Ruling, ruling authority, ruling class, ruling elite, ruling party, ruling system, world, world domination, world leader

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

u think u can’t be da boss of da whole world? well think again, cuz on dis server u can be da absolute ruler of da free world! u can build ur own empire, make ur own rules, and crush anyone who tries to stand in ur way.

join dis server if u want to unleash ur inner dictator and show everyone who’s boss. u can build giant statues of urself, create ur own currency, and even have ur own army of loyal minions.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and start ur journey to world domination! just remember, absolute power can be a bit lonely, but hey, at least u’ll have all da diamonds u could ever want.

Suzetrigine Pain-Free Zone

addiction risks, Chronic pain, drug development, FDA Approval, mechanism of action, non-opioid painkiller, opioid alternative, opioid-level pain relief, overdose risks, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief medication, pain research, pain suppression, pain treatment., PainFree, Pharmacology, sedation risks, Suzetrigine, us fda, Zone

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have suzetrigine as our secret weapon against pain! forget about boring old painkillers, we got the FDA-approved non-opioid magic pill that will make you feel like you’re floating on clouds while playing minecraft. no more addiction, sedation, or overdose worries here, just pure pain relief and gaming fun! hop on and experience the power of suzetrigine for yourself, you won’t believe how amazing it is until you try it. who needs diamonds when you have this game-changing painkiller on your side? join now and let the magic begin!

UltraSMP

bedrock, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Gamemodes, greensetIcon, host, ip address, java, launcher, mojang, multiplayer, PORT, Session Servers, smp, Survival, UltraSMP, United Kingdom, Updates, Vanilla, version compatibility, Website

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Towns Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

About
A big welcome to UltraSMP the friendliest SMP in the world! Join today on java and bedrock and begin your adventure!

Server IP
ultrasmp.serv.lol

How to Play
Open Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”

Minecraft Version
1.21.4

Server Location
United Kingdom

Gamemodes
Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla

FAQ

What is the server IP for UltraSMP?

The IP address for UltraSMP is ultrasmp.serv.lol. You can use this IP Address to start playing on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server now.

How do I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft server?

Open the Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”. For bedrock players, use the same IP but with the port 25587.

What Minecraft game version does UltraSMP server support?

UltraSMP supports Minecraft game version 1.21.4.

Where is the UltraSMP Minecraft Server being hosted?

The UltraSMP server is currently hosted in the United Kingdom.

What gamemodes can I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server?

You can play Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server.

Mystic Isles of UK Girls 1.20

British females, British girls, British girls in Newcastle, British women, British women in Newcastle, Girls, Isles, location, mystic, newcastle, Newcastle females, Newcastle girls, Newcastle upon Tyne, Newcastle upon Tyne girls, Newcastle women, uk, UK females, UK females in Newcastle, UK girls in Newcastle, UK women, United Kingdom

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Dimension Hops:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7680	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party with blocks and stuff.

We got so many crazy builds, it’s like walking through a psychedelic dream.

And the community? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of unicorns on roller skates, just pure magic.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right.

So come on, don’t be a square, join us on this wild ride through the pixelated unknown.

Momma’s Hospice Minecraft Server

Cancer, chemotherapy, coping with loss, Emotional support, end of life care, end of life planning, end-of-life decisions, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, grief and loss, hospice, letting go, Minecraft, mommas, quality of life, respecting choices, respecting wishes, Server, supporting mom’s decision, terminal cancer, terminal illness

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Towns Built:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Enchantments Applied:	286
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. That’s just a taste of what you’ll experience on our server. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so epic that even your grandma would want to join. In fact, we have a special hospice-themed area where players can peacefully say goodbye to their pixelated loved ones. It’s a touching and heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your long-lost dad waiting for you in the virtual world. It’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

BoyfriendPrettyAITA

apologies, BoyfriendPrettyAITA, Communication, cultural norms, emasculation, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Language, language barriers, Masculinity, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, mixed signals, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, social expectations, societal expectations

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchantments Applied:	146	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where words like “pretty” and “handsome” have no boundaries! Join us for a wild ride filled with misunderstandings and mixed-up words just like in this hilarious story.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and don’t take themselves too seriously. Embrace the chaos and join us as we navigate through wacky situations like accidentally calling your boyfriend “pretty” instead of “handsome”.

Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, respect is key – even if you accidentally call someone “pretty” when you meant to say “handsome”. It’s all in good fun!

PleaserPurgeCraft

Assertiveness, Authenticity, Boundaries, Confidence, courage, empowerment, Honesty, Individuality, people pleasing, PleaserPurgeCraft, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-approval, self-assertion, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-validation, standing up for yourself

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7745	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you tired of being a people pleaser in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as rude and obnoxious as you want without any consequences! Piss off everyone at once by saying the most outrageous things in our chat and watch the chaos unfold. Join now for a truly liberating and hilarious experience!

BlockyBreach Minecraft Server

American company, BlockyBreach, Business, CNC machine, compliance, export controls, Exports, Fine, first ever, International, Legal, Manufacturing, Minecraft, Penalizes, regulations, russia, sanctions, Server, Technology, Trade, UNITED24 Media, US, VIOLATION

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can mine diamonds with a llama as your sidekick. we got this one dude who built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, no joke. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items guarded by a pack of ninja pigs. oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so, like, join now before the llama runs out of carrots and the ninja pigs get restless.

CraftyCanuckz vs TrumpTariffs

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, cross-border trade, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global trade, import/export, international relations, NAFTA, North America, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff negotiations, trade agreements, trade war, Trump tariffs, TrumpTariffs, U.S. reliance

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight back against trump tariffs by building giant walls made of diamonds and emeralds to protect our precious resources! we even have a secret underground bunker where we rethink our reliance on the u.s. by trading with villagers from other dimensions. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to stick it to the man in the most blocky way possible! #minecraftresistance #buildthewall #villagertraders #diamondsareforever

Fan-tastic Builds Server

airflow, building, Builds, ceiling fan, Cooling, eco-friendly, electricity savings, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy-efficient cooling, fantastic, green living, home improvement, House, household appliances, indoor climate control, reducing energy consumption, reducing environmental impact, reducing strain on infrastructure, Server, structural strain, sustainable living, ventilation

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where turning on a ceiling fan actually makes ur house stronger? well, u found it, my dude! on this server, the laws of physics are out the window (literally, cuz ur fan is making ur house stronger).

imagine a world where pigs can fly, but only on thursdays. that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server. u wanna ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on ur head? go for it, no one’s gonna judge u here.

we’ve also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. u can join them if u want, but be warned, they have a strict “no humans allowed” policy.

so come on down to our server and experience the wackiness for urself. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. oh, and maybe a spare ceiling fan, just in case.

Bike Commute Craze

active commuting, Associations, Benefits, bicycle, bike, Cohort, Commute, commuting, CRAZE, employees, Exercise, FINNISH, health, Lifestyle, long term, productivity, public sector, research, sickness absences, study, Transportation, wellness, work

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Void Gems Collected:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Votes:	3345	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	185	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u healthier just by playing? well, this server is like the cure for all ur sicknesses, bro. like, this study was done and it showed that people who commute by bicycle have less sickness absences. so, like, if u join this server and play a lot, u basically gonna be the healthiest person ever. u gonna be like a superhero, fighting off all the sicknesses with ur diamond sword and enchanted armor. join now and become the healthiest minecraft player in the world, bro.

Players:	106/600	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Items Found:	2192	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13