Teleporting Tardiness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	1383	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Crops Grown:	9077	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	853	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	5103
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2019
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Towns Built:	1	Animals Bred:	96

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

QuranBurnerGamer420

2023 protests, community response, criminal act, extremism, freedom of speech, global news, hate crime, international protests, justice served, media coverage, peace and unity., Quran burning, QuranBurnerGamer420, religious controversy, religious intolerance, religious tensions, Salwan Momika, social media outrage, Sweden shooting, tragic death, violence

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we burn down virtual books and spark virtual protests! we have crazy events like the great book burning of 2023 where players can roleplay as salwan momika and cause chaos in the virtual world. but be careful, because just like in real life, there are consequences for your actions – like getting shot dead in sweden! join now for a wild and unpredictable experience unlike any other minecraft server out there. you won’t regret it, unless you get shot dead in sweden, of course.

FlowCraft: AquaOptimize

#sustainability, AquaOptimize, clogging reduction, Durability, environmental impact, filtration membranes, FlowCraft, innovation, long-term performance, Membrane technology, microscopic, Optimization, research, research findings, surface engineering, surface patterns, technology advancement, water filtration, water flow, water production, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Players Killed by Monsters:	6985

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you stumble upon this server that is like, totally next level. why should you join, you ask? well, lemme tell ya!

first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?

Sunset Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Daisy Dandelion, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, Etude PillowDear, Former Tsunderia Members, GQuuuuuuX Edition, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Haven, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Inukai Purin, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Retro Vtubers, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Seiryu Komatsu, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, sunset, Super Meche, Synthion, Tetsuya Kazune, toffee, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got a bunch of crazy peeps from Tsunderia like Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog, and Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire. Plus, we got Kamiko Kana, who’s like a stinky NEET fox, succubus, and ghost wolf all in one – talk about a triple threat!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.

So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

AutisticCraft: ADHD Edition

adhd, adult diagnosis, AutisticCraft, behavioral patterns, cognitive differences, communication challenges, coping strategies, diagnosis in adulthood, Edition, emotional regulation, executive functioning, high functioning autism, lesser-discussed symptoms, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, sensory issues, Social Skills, stigma, support systems, Therapy, treatment options

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your unique quirks and talents? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for people with high functioning autism or ADHD! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the magical land of blocky adventures awaiting you:

– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!

– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.

– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!

CraftyTrumpWars

arms sales, bilateral relations, CraftyTrumpWars, defense deals, defense procurement, Diplomacy, economic negotiations, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., India, international relations, military cooperation, modi, security alliance, strategic partnership, tariff threat, trade agreements, trump, US, Visit, weapons

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mines Excavated:	1469	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness

PlasticCraft Syngas FunLand

agricultural waste, carbon emissions, Chemicals, clean energy, environmental impact, formaldehyde, Fuels, FUNLAND, green technology, innovation, methanol, new technology, PlasticCraft, Plastics, recycling, renewable energy, resource efficiency, Sustainable development, sustainable technology, Syngas, transform materials, waste management

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Votes:	1262	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we turn trash into treasure! we have the craziest technology that can turn plastics and farm waste into syngas, which is like magic fuel for your minecraft adventures! imagine crafting your tools and weapons with materials that used to be garbage – talk about recycling at its finest! plus, who wouldn’t want to be able to create formaldehyde and methanol in a virtual world? come join us and experience the ultimate eco-friendly and chemically insane minecraft server ever!

Players:	97/800	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5509	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19