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Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2652
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Votes:	1059
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Void Armor Forged:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	111
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Potions Brewed:	60

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Crops Grown:	6304
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ores Mined:	3091	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Players:	93/300	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	122541
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	7137	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17