TelegramTalesMC

Appearance, CEO, Communication, Court, criminal justice, custody, detainment, France, Freed, French, investigation, law enforcement, Legal, messaging app, privacy, prosecutors, Release, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, TelegramTalesMC

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a good time and laugh your butt off, then this is the place to be, dude. like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to use it as a slide to get to the treasure at the bottom. it was wild, man.

and, like, the best part is that the owner of this server is, like, a total legend. they once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, bro. you gotta join this server just to witness the insanity for yourself.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit, my dude. you gotta come and bust a move with us. plus, there’s free cake and fireworks for everyone. it’s like a party in your pants, but in minecraft.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and let the good times roll. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Animals Bred:	175
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ores Mined:	9214	Magic Items Found:	5124
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Towns Built:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Villages Defended:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	3269
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Towns Built:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7866
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
New Chunks Explored:	703339	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.