TekVille | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Enigma 1.21.1

1.21.1, ape linebackers, Attitudes, confusion, dating options, Enigma, erasure, gangbanged, impurity, Innocence, interracial, mystic, niggers, promiscuity, purity, Race, racism, Stereotypes, white race, white women

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want a place where white girls can be safe from niggers and ape linebackers! We don’t promote impurity, only pure Minecraft fun! Don’t be a hypocrite, come join us and protect the white race in our blocky world! Let’s build a community where white girls can be innocent and safe from niggers and ape linebackers! Join now for a pure Minecraft experience!

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

career development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Employee, Feedback, HonestCraft, Honesty, honesty in feedback, honesty in references, job application, Job Interview, job reference, Job Search, Minecraft, Professionalism, reference etiquette, reference request, Server, supervisor, Support, Time management, work ethic, young professional

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story of a front desk staff member who couldn’t handle the truth.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone sugarcoats everything? Well, look no further! On our server, we value honesty above all else, even if it means losing a reference for a job. Who needs a reference when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you?

Join us and experience the thrill of being at a loss for words, just like the supervisors in this story. Will you handle situations like a pro or get caught off guard like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always brewing and the honesty is always flowing. Who needs a job reference when you have a community like this to be a part of? Let’s make some memories together, one outrageous story at a time!

HubbyCraft: Shareholders Wanted!

acknowledgment, Business, business ownership, Communication, cultural bias, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Decision making, family business, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Gratitude, HubbyCraft, international marriage, Marriage, ownership, Partnership, Respect, shareholders, Support, wanted, work responsibilities, work-life balance

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	1554
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	149
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this wild story! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with pixelated fun and excitement.

Looking for a place where you can build your own empire without worrying about in-laws trying to steal your thunder? Look no further! On our server, you can create your own business, hire virtual employees, and even become a trading tycoon all on your own terms.

Forget about cultural expectations and gender biases, on our server, everyone is equal and can thrive in their own virtual world. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your in-laws, our virtual chat is always open for some hilarious rants and support.

So come join us on this Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and create your own success story, without any unwanted interruptions from family members. Who knows, you might even find some virtual friends to share your crazy adventures with!

ElonCraft SMP – Govt Employee

advisory role, Business, collaboration, controversial appointment, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Employee, Entrepreneurship, Government, Govt, influential figure, innovation, leadership, policy, Politics, public service, regulations, smp, spacex, special government employee, Technology, tesla, White House

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

OMG guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server where Elon Musk is a special government employee at the White House?! Like, imagine mining diamonds with Elon Musk while he’s giving you tips on how to build a rocket ship to Mars! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where they keep all the rare loot guarded by cybernetic chickens. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers led by a giant talking potato! It’s gonna be lit, fam! #MinecraftMadness #ElonMuskRocks #PotatoArmy

Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition

Accountability, civil liberties, DRUG, drug policy, drug test, drug use, Edition, elon musk, Elons, employee screening, FOIA, FOIA act, government employee, government oversight, investigative journalism, legal requirements, privacy rights, public interest, public records, public scrutiny, reddit, test, transparency, whistleblower protection, workplace regulations.

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Star Shards Collected:	51	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8317
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European leaders, european union, global trade, international relations, Macron, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs threat, trade policy, trade war, transatlantic relations., Trouble, trump

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

Time Warp Heights

aging, biological aging, Earth’s core, feet, gravity, head, height, Heights, human body, physical differences, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, short people, space time, SPEED, tall people, Time, time dilation, time perception, time theory, time travel, Warp

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6854	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2772	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchantments Applied:	247	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Omega Age Boost Server

age, ageing process, anti-aging, biological age, Boost, cellular health, daily dose, dietary supplement, essential fatty acid, health benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, Longevity, longevity trial, omega, omega-3, Preventive medicine., REJUVENATION, research study, scientific findings, Server, slow aging, trial, wellness intervention

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	152	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like takin’ an omega-3 pill every day, but for yo Minecraft soul, ya know? It’s gonna slow down yo ageing process in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for years and still feelin’ fresh as a daisy. We talkin’ ’bout rejuvenating yo biological age in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for three years and still lookin’ like a Minecraft baby. So come on and join dis server, cuz we gonna keep you young and fresh in da Minecraft world, yo!

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, Like.., Music, MysticCraft, No. 94941516, ONLINE, Popular, Realms, Share, social media, trending, uh oh, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Star Shards Collected:	200
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with pickaxes and TNT!

And the best part? You can build your own empire, rule over your friends, and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. Who needs real life when you can be a virtual kingpin?

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness and pixelated mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HusbandHoggingMCServer

Army, Attention, baby, Communication, Conflict, family time, Friends, Gaming, husband, HusbandHoggingMCServer, Marriage, military wife, parenting, quality time, relationships, Relaxation, soulmate, Support, Tears, video games, work-life balance

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchantments Applied:	126

Are you tired of your husband ignoring you and your beautiful baby to play video games for 18 hours straight? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as your husband becomes addicted to building virtual blocks instead of ignoring his family.

Our server is so captivating that your husband won’t even remember his friends from the military – who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our community is so welcoming that he’ll never want to log off.

So say goodbye to tears and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness! Join our server now and watch as your husband’s priorities shift from his computer screen to his loving wife and daughter. Who needs real-life relaxation when you have a blocky paradise to explore? Join us today!

HelmetHeistCraft

Argument, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, dog pee, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, gift, Gratitude, Helmet, HelmetHeistCraft, misunderstanding, moped, ownership, perspective, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Trust, Value

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Chimeras Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Potions Brewed:	118
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Buildings Constructed:	38	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of helmet drama like never before! Join us and immerse yourself in the epic tale of a girl who gave away her pee-smelling helmet, only to demand it back when it was fresh and clean. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice and keeps the helmet, or will you be the villain who tries to sell it for profit? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Moped Gang, where players ride around in style and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with your friends to conquer the streets, or will you go solo and carve out your own path to glory? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server – where every helmet has a story to tell, and every moped ride is an adventure waiting to happen. See you there!

ZombieSurvivor SMP

apocalypse survival, emergency preparedness, End of the World, Long-term Survival, post-apocalyptic, smp, survival plan, survival skills, survival strategy, Survival Tactics, zombie apocalypse, zombie apocalypse preparation, zombie apocalypse strategy, zombie apocalypse survival kit, Zombie Attack, zombie defense, zombie defense plan, zombie outbreak, zombie survival guide, zombie survival plan, zombie survival tips, ZombieSurvivor

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Emeralds Found:	8756	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
New Chunks Explored:	950775	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Lol, bro, forget about the zombie apocalypse, join our epic Minecraft SMP instead! We got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows at your butt, and zombies trying to eat your face off. But don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons to slay those baddies like a boss.

Our server is lit AF, with crazy builds everywhere you look. We got a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a sky base made entirely of TNT, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, hehe).

But the best part? Our community is like a dysfunctional family, always causing chaos and cracking jokes. You’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. So come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the ride of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

CreeperCuisine

Adult, CEREAL, chicken nuggets, childhood favorite, comfort food, COOKIES, CreeperCuisine, french fries, grilled cheese, guilty pleasure, Hot Dogs, ice cream, indulgence, kid food, mac and cheese, Nostalgia, peanut butter and jelly, pizza, snack, spaghetti tacos, Treat

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Congress, controversy, Diplomacy, exchange, foreign policy, Impeachment, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, MINERALS, negotiations, Politics, quid pro quo, rare earths, RareEarthCraft, Server, Trade, trump, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, united states, White House

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

so, like, you know how trump is all like “i need some rare earths from ukraine, yo”? well, guess what? on this epic minecraft server, we got all the rare earths you could ever dream of! join now and trade those precious rare earths for some sweet in-game aid, just like trump wanted!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have rare earths, but we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle epic monsters. legend has it that the rarest of rare earths can only be found in this mysterious base, so get ready to embark on a wild adventure like no other.

oh, and did we mention that our server has the most lit parties in all of minecraft land? every night, we throw a massive block party where you can dance, chat with other players, and maybe even find your minecraft soulmate. who knows, you might even catch trump himself busting a move on the dance floor.

so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and experience the wildest, most bizarre adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. trust us, you won’t regret it!

TrumpCraft2020

Ban, campaign finance, Democracy, election, election security, FEARS, foreign interference, foreign political funding, Government, Greenland, influence, international relations, legislation, policy, political donations, Politics, regulations, SOVEREIGNTY, transparency, trump, TrumpCraft2020

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	62	Buildings Constructed:	34
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Void Gems Collected:	31	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

lol imagine a world where Greenland is like “nah we don’t want no foreign political funding up in here cuz we scared Trump gonna come back and try to win our elections too” like bruh what even is that logic? but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a Minecraft server where the only political drama is deciding who gets to be the mayor of the pixelated village, then you gotta join this server ASAP. we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with talking cows. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Players:	92/100	Votes:	3452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3