oyna.teknomc.net
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Elderly Gamers Unite!
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the risk of cancer fades as we get older (80+), like whaaat?? we got some magical potions and enchanted armor that will make you feel like a freakin’ superhero, bro.we got this crazy story that our server is actually built on a secret underground lab where scientists discovered the cure for cancer, but instead of keeping it for themselves, they decided to share it with all the players on our server. now everyone who plays here is basically immortal, like wtf??
so if you wanna live forever and kick some butt in minecraft, come join us and be part of this epic adventure. plus, we have a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes, like how cool is that??
don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a part of our crazy, cancer-free minecraft family. let’s do this, bros!! 🦄🌈💥 #minecraft4life
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Mystic Magic [modded]
Mystic Magic Server Overview
Main Mods Origins, Alex’s Mobs and Caves, Ars Nouveau, Occultism, Biomancy, Vampirism, Botania, Pufferfish’s Skills, Forbidden Arcanus, Farmers Delight, Relics Additional Addons Various addons to main mods and minor mods Discord https://discord.gg/gJ94HRPt FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? Join the Discord and put your IGN in #whitelisted to be whitelisted on the server. What type of server is Mystic Magic? Mystic Magic is a mostly magic but slightly RPG pack server. -
I Just Beat My Bitch in Front of 4 Guys for Not Listening to Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, even if it means settling disputes with a good old-fashioned PvP showdown.Our community is filled with colorful characters, like the guy who tamed a pack of wolves and declared himself the king of the server, or the player who built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a player beating their in-game partner in front of a cheering crowd of onlookers? It’s like a soap opera meets a battle royale, with a side of absurdity thrown in for good measure.
Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created.