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Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ores Mined:	6810	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Animals Bred:	108	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Animals Bred:	43	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	110	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Items Found:	6580	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	5533	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Animals Bred:	105

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	56	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	37	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	132

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	2016	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	358	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Animals Bred:	119	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	94/600	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0