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Blazing Dream World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apocalyptic, Blazing, Burn, corn field, dream, dry corn, Escape, fear, flames, Heat, Inescapable, Nightmare, Panic, Running, scalded, surreal, Terrifying, waking up, water boiled, well, world, world on fire

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Crops Grown:	5945	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, bro, forget about those boring dreams, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for gaming!

We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.

Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.

Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!

ExBabyMamaGoneWild

AITAO, Argument, cheating accusation, co parenting, coping with loss, disrespectful behavior., Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, empty house, ExBabyMamaGoneWild, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, kicked out, Mother of my child, moving on, sad breakup, single parenting, spray painted truck, toxic relationship

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3923	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing with is Creepers and Skeletons!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!

Y2KSurvivors Minecraft SMP

1999, 2000, anticipation, CELEBRATIONS, computers, countdown, cultural shift, EXCITEMENT, FEARS, global impact, internet, Memories, Minecraft, new millennium, Nostalgia, partying, Personal experiences, reflections, smp, societal changes, Technology, y2k, Y2KSurvivors

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Runes Activated:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, imagine if in the year 1999, when everyone was freaking out about the Y2K bug, there was a secret underground society of Minecraft players who were preparing for the end of the world by building epic bases and hoarding diamonds like there was no tomorrow. And then when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, instead of the world ending, a portal opened up and sucked them all into this crazy SMP where they have to survive against zombie pigmen and creepers and stuff. It’s like, so intense, you guys, you gotta join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and PvP battles and alliances forming and betrayals happening, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Votes:	631
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5560	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	New Chunks Explored:	438762
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4868
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Items Found:	8915

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Potions Brewed:	41	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Star Shards Collected:	204	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

SSDoomsdayCraft

economic impact, elderly care, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, government benefits, long-term planning, pension system, public policy, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement crisis, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement security, social safety net, social security, social services, social welfare, social welfare programs., SSDoomsdayCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	595	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Claims, donald trump, fact-checking, fact-checking claims, false claims, foreign policy, international conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political accuracy, political fact-checking, Server, Trump administration, Trump statements, Trumps, truth verification, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukraine situation, ukraine war, War, war in Ukraine, warzone

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

SwissGuardFuneralPractice

catholic church, catholicism, ceremonial practice, ceremony, death preparation, funeral arrangements, funeral planning, funeral service, mourning, mourning rituals, Pope funeral, Procession, Rehearsal, religious tradition, security detail, solemn event, Swiss Guard, SwissGuardFuneralPractice, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	118

🤣🤣🤣 u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got swiss guards practicin’ for da pope’s funeral like wut even??? we got a whole ceremony goin’ down in da game, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥 come join us and witness dis historic event in blocky form, u won’t regret it fam 😂😂😂 plus, we got free diamond armor for all players who attend da funeral, cuz why not??? join now and be part of dis crazy virtual world where anythin’ can happen, even pope funerals 🤪🤪🤪

Seafood Savvy Server

#sustainability, Aquaculture, Biodiversity, conservation efforts, environmental impact, Farm, Feed, Food, food production, Humanity, Mariculture, marine ecosystems, negative impacts, ocean farming, planet, research, saltwater seafood, savvy, seafood, SEAS, Server, sustainable practices, University of Michigan

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Love Letters Sent:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we farm food from the seas like underwater wizards! we are like the aquaman of minecraft, making sure everyone has enough seafood to feast on. our underwater farms are so lit, even the fish are jealous! join us and be a part of the coolest mariculture gang in the block. who needs land when you can rule the seas in minecraft? swim with us and let’s make the ocean great again!

TITE World KRMP server minecraft

banner, first, KRMP, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, server in minecraft, Tite, world

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

This is the first KRMP server in minecraft.

TideWorldse.aternos.me:12915

Players:	91/900	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4