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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8148 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5813 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
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