TeenageTNTExplosions – Minecraft SMP

“Youth, carefree days, first love, Friends, growing up, high school, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, smp, teenage adventures, teenage crushes, teenage experiences, teenage fashion, teenage freedom, teenage innocence, teenage mistakes, teenage music, teenage parties, teenage rebellion, teenage trends, teenage years, TeenageTNTExplosions

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit fam! We have a secret underground club where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s sooo lit! And like, our leader is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot, he’s like, the coolest dude ever. Plus, we have a secret treasure hunt every week where you can win diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie but in Minecraft, so epic! And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army, they’re trained in combat and will protect you from any griefer or zombie that comes your way. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast in this totally rad Minecraft SMP, it’s gonna be soooooo much fun! #YOLO #MinecraftSMPforlife 🐷💎🦙🎉

SmartieSMP

active SMP community, admin interference, Builder, Community, Community Projects, enjoy the game, Explorer, hand-built structures, laid back, Minecraft, Mods, Plugins, PvP, redstone engineer, Regular Events, seasonal switches, Server, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, survival experience

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8278	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Minecraft Survival SMP Server Overview

About the Server
We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches
We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect
Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided in the invitation.

Q: Is there any fee to join the server?

A: No, joining the server is completely free.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, the server encourages a friendly and cooperative community. Any disruptive behavior may result in consequences.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, androgyny, empowerment, Ethereal, fashion, Femboy, Femininity, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Haven, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, Masculinity, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	940454
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna see what happens when a dude over 25 tries to be a “femboy” in Minecraft, you gotta join this server!

We got dudes running around in pink tutus, trying to rock that femboy look but failing miserably. It’s a total trainwreck, but in a hilarious way.

You won’t believe your eyes when you see these grown men trying to pull off the femboy aesthetic. It’s like a cringey comedy show, but in Minecraft form.

So if you wanna witness the ultimate cringe fest and have a good laugh, come join us on this server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t forget anytime soon!

PhoneSnatcherRage

ambulance, Apologize.., bus, bus canceled, expensive, Forgot, Friend, heart problems, Late, medication, OFFENDED, overreact, Panic, Phone, PhoneSnatcherRage, playfull, prank, School, scream, Tears

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Crops Grown:	2183	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Lily pranked her friend with a missing phone scare! Our server is so fun, it’ll have you questioning reality just like when the bus was late and the phone went missing.

Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.

So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?

KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

Blackmail, coercion, collusion, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Dirt, donald trump, Elon, elon musk, Espionage, Government, hidden agenda., influence, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, Politics, power, russia, scandal, Secrets, smp, trump

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	4594
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

CraftyBillionairesGoneWild

activism, billionaires, corporate greed, Corruption, CraftyBillionairesGoneWild, Democracy, economic justice, Economy, Government, grassroots movements, income inequality, political reform, Politics, power dynamics, resistance, revolution, social justice, societal change, Tipping Point, Usa, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of billionaires treating the USA like their own personal Monopoly board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to take back the country from those greedy fat cats! Build your own fortress of resistance, complete with secret underground tunnels and a moat filled with lava (because why not?). Form alliances with other players to strategize how to overthrow the billionaire overlords and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server – could this be the key to funding your revolution? Join now and let’s show those billionaires who’s boss!

BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

Bibas children, BlockyBibas, Conflict Resolution, family tragedy, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli hostages, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Mother, peace negotiations, political tensions, Red Cross, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

LOLZ come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we trade bodies like Pokemons! We got Hamas handing over Israeli hostages to the Red Cross like it’s a freakin’ game of hot potato. Biba’s children and their mama are all up in this mess, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who needs diamonds when you can have human bodies, amirite? Join now for some twisted fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

collusion, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Edition, election interference, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, News, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover

GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!

anti inflammatory, colons, COMPOUND, digestive system, discovery, FDN, furanodienone, gastrointestinal, Ginger, GingerCraft, gut health, health, IBD, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, medical breakthrough, Mice, natural remedy, oral injections, potential treatment, receptor, research, Treats

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret ginger compound dat can cure ur inflammatory bowel disease! yea u heard right, just take some oral injections of dis FDN stuff and ur colon will be as good as new! we even tested it on mice and it worked like a charm. so come join us and let’s cure some bowels together, minecraft style! 🤣🎮🐭 #GingerPower #CureThoseColons

The Eternal Region

apply today, chat games, Community, Cosmetics, Custom Features, Custom Ranks, ETERNAL, events Command, expanding world border, hats, Mature, Pet Ownership Transfers, playtime Command, quality-of-life tweaks, Region, Server, smp, Survival, survival island spawn, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Whitelist

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Whitelist Only	No random griefers, just a friendly and dedicated community!
Expanding World Border	The world border started at 1,000 blocks and expands 250 blocks daily in real-time.
Survival Island Spawn	Build, trade, and thrive together on a survival island spawn.
Quality of Life Tweaks	Anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more enhancements.
Voting Rewards	Vote for the server and earn Eterna Shards to unlock fun perks.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist through our Discord server. You can find the invite link here.

What age group is the server intended for?

The server is intended for mature players aged 16 and above.

What rewards can I unlock by voting for the server?

By voting for the server, you can earn Eterna Shards which can be used to unlock custom ranks, hats & cosmetics, coloured chat messages, and more.

Are there any special features for pets on the server?

Yes, there is a feature that allows you to transfer pet ownership to other players, especially useful for pet shop owners.

How can I track my playtime on the server?

You can use the /playtime command to track how long you’ve played on the server and also spy on your friends’ playtimes.

The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2

1.21.2, Choices, choose your poison, Choosing, Deciding, decision, decision fatigue, Decision making, decision paralysis, Dilemma, making a choice, making a decision, making choices, Options, Pick your poison, Poison, Preference, Selecting, selection, selection process., TAVERN, TOXIC, weighing options

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Void Gems Collected:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mines Excavated:	4587	Dragons Tamed:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, have I got the server for you!

This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.

You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.

You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.

You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!

Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!

DivorceCraft – No Hugs for Bros

Boundaries, bros, brotherly love, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, divorce aftermath, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, facing consequences, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, holding grudges, hugs, learning from mistakes, moving forward, personal growth, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, sibling relationships, supporting loved ones, toxic relationships

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a redstone contraption.

Imagine a world where your brother goes LC (Low Contact) with the entire family just because he married a woman who is louder than a creeper explosion and ruder than a zombie pigman. Witness the epic showdown between family members as they try to navigate through the chaos of unsolicited advice, boundary issues, and constant complaining.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding moment when your brother finally realizes he made a huge mistake and reaches out to apologize. Will forgiveness be granted, or will the drama continue to unfold like a never-ending soap opera?

Join our server now and witness the ultimate showdown between family members, love, forgiveness, and the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!

LyricMaster Minecraft SMP

$5M, achievement, aspiration, challenge, chance, Competition, Contest, dream, LyricMaster, Lyrics, Minecraft, MONEY, Music, opportunity, Performance, Prize, singing, smp, song, success, talent, vocal, WIN

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that’s worth $5M! All you have to do is sing a song perfectly without messing up and you could be the lucky winner! Imagine all the diamonds and emeralds you could buy with that kind of money, it’s like winning the lottery but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a legendary boss mob that drops insane loot if you can defeat it. Rumor has it that it’s a giant chicken with laser eyes and a jetpack, so you better bring your A-game if you want to take it down.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with rare ores and ancient artifacts waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have down there, maybe you’ll even find a portal to another dimension or something.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious journey of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

DisgustCraft

aversion, BDSM, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, fetish, fetishism, fetishistic behavior, fetishistic practice, kink, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, role-play, sexual desire, sexual preference, taboo, turn off, turn on, Unconventional, unconventional sexual behavior, UNUSUAL

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Farms Harvested:	419
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Magic Items Found:	6772
Ores Mined:	6637	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re into some truly wild and wacky kinks that will make your grandma blush.

Imagine a world where creepers wear leather harnesses and skeletons have a foot fetish. Our server is a place where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a group of zombies having a BDSM dungeon party or witness a pack of wolves engaging in some questionable role-playing.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but in a good way?).

DefenseCraft Minecraft Server

Blaze, Damage, Defense, defense industry, DefenseCraft, emergency, Equipment, evacuation, Fire, Firefighters, Incident, Institute, investigation, Minecraft, Moscow, Prevention, response, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, Training

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	50
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ores Mined:	5208

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava is the drama! we’ve got more fire than a russian defense institute, and our players are always bringing the heat with their crazy builds and pvp skills.

rumor has it that the fire was actually started by a group of griefers who were trying to steal top secret military blueprints, but ended up burning the whole place down instead. now the institute is in ruins, but our server is still going strong!

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as lit as a russian inferno, come join us and see if you can survive the flames! just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good.

CraftyPenceWarDenial

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so, u kno dis server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join, bro. like, u can build ur own castle and stuff, but dat aint even da best part.

get dis, deres dis secret underground dungeon where u can find da rarest items and like, fight off evil mobs and stuff. it’s like, so intense, u gonna be on da edge of ur seat da whole time.

oh, and get dis, one time dis player found a hidden portal dat took dem to a whole new dimension where dey had to battle giant chickens. like, what even is dat? it’s so crazy, u gotta see it for urself.

and da best part is, u can team up with ur friends and go on epic quests together. like, u can be like a squad of warriors taking on da world. it’s so epic, u gonna be talking about it for weeks.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.